Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches." "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires." - zobacz
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes! - zobacz
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music! - zobacz
What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot ! - zobacz
What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored ! - zobacz