What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs. - zobacz
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions. - zobacz
Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting? - zobacz
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - zobacz
Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. - zobacz