What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede ! - zobacz
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs ! - zobacz
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme). - zobacz
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back ! - zobacz
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover ! - zobacz