Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve,' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me,' he wrote back.
My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes. - zobacz
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again? - zobacz
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness. - zobacz
"Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!" - zobacz
Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend. - zobacz