Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat. You're kneeling on one of your tits." - zobacz
A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor. "Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style." "I see," said the doctor. "You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions?" "Not if you want to watch TV there ain't!" - zobacz
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday. - zobacz
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys. - zobacz
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? - zobacz