What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a - zobacz
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards! - zobacz
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef! - zobacz
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic! - zobacz
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache. - zobacz