What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver. - zobacz
My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car. - zobacz
McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge that's coming down the road toward us." "What are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett. "You're the one who's driving!" - zobacz
Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything! - zobacz
What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine. - zobacz