After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror. - zobacz
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench. - zobacz
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana. - zobacz
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater. - zobacz
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid. - zobacz
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid ! - zobacz
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong. - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here ! - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act ! - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter ! - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving ! - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ? - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight ! - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you ! - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary ! - zobacz