A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him." - zobacz
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.' - zobacz
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair of handcuffs. The man says,''What are all of those for?'' The animal control officer says, ''I'll climb up in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog will bite him in the nuts and you must slap the handcuffs on his wrists.'' The man asks,''What is the gun for?'' The animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot the dog!''' - zobacz
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?" - zobacz
Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver. - zobacz
Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage. - zobacz
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma. - zobacz
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter! - zobacz
Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough. - zobacz
Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date! - zobacz
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy! - zobacz
Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier. - zobacz
How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke! - zobacz
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet. - zobacz
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken! - zobacz